January 2020 – Jay Hates Movies

January 31, 2020January 31, 2020 Salty Uncategorized

Underworld: Blood Wars (2016) Film Review

Let’s see how it all ends.

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January 29, 2020January 23, 2020 Salty Action

Underworld: Awakening (2012) Film Review

Let’s go to the future.

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January 27, 2020January 23, 2020 Salty Action

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) Film Review

Let’s see what it was like back then… …back then… …back then…

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January 24, 2020January 23, 2020 Salty Action, Horror

Underworld: Evolution (2006) Film Review

Let’s see if the sequel is any better.

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January 22, 2020January 20, 2020 Salty Action, Horror

Underworld (2003) Film Review

Let’s start a new series.

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January 17, 2020December 31, 2019 Salty Horror

The Green Inferno (2013) Film Review

Let’s take a giant step backward.

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January 15, 2020December 31, 2019 Salty Drama

Them That Follow (2019) Film Review

Let’s get contemplative

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January 13, 2020December 31, 2019 Salty Musical

Cats (2019) Film Review

Let’s drink paint.

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January 10, 2020December 25, 2019 Salty Drama

The Fanatic (2019) Film Review

Let’s be moronic.

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January 8, 2020December 31, 2019 Salty Fantasy

Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker (2019) Film Review

Let’s see how it all ends.

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