Does huffing on this slab of death metal provide a good high or is it a bad trip? Read on…
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Jay Hates Movies
Jurassic World
“Hey, Jay. Why don’t you review newer movies?” Because I am cheap.
Metallica Hardwired… To Self Destruct Album Review
This review is going to be written in real time as I listen to the album. It has been 20 years since I enjoyed a new Metallica release. After the abomination that was Load and Reload I gave up on the band (and thus far seem to have missed nothing). Our multimillionaire rockers are still trying to connect with an audience that grows increasingly distant from them. Whatever. Without further hesitation—I shall press play!
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Last Shift Film Review
Dun dun dun? More like dun dun dumb….
These Final Hours Film Review
Insane folks with machetes, crazy driving, orgies, drugs, and lots of swearing. The addition of the end of the world makes this film a different from the average Australian day…
Darling
Rarely are viewers presented with such a finely crafted film. Darling approaches important and heavy subjects with quality and grace. Led by the stellar acting of Lauren Ashley Carter, the film cares not for simple shock tactics, conventional constructions, or contemporary audiences’ horrible attention spans. Instead we are treated to a film that does not only appeal to the lowest common denominator.
Ouija: The Origin of Evil
The critics seem to be tripping over themselves to talk about how scary this new Ouija film is for audiences. I’ll tell you friends, I was scared; scared at how totally-nothing-special-in-any-way this film is in reality. If this is the future of horror, I think we should go ahead and pronounce the genre dead and gone.
JeruZalem
The 2015 horror film guaranteed to make you question the future of filmmaking. JeruZalem (with a Z so it is edgy) fails on just about every level possible.
Inferno
Tom Hanks’ third attempt to prove once and for all that he can’t be trusted in museums. Should viewers expect an exciting installment from Dan Brown’s novels or are we subjected a snore fest? Well, read on.
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